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Thursday, December 16, 2010

The Season of the Witch is Here

Season of the witch


In the supernatural thriller Season of the Witch, Nicolas Cage stars as a 14th century Crusader who returns with his comrade (Ron Perlman) to a homeland devastated by the Black Plague. A beleaguered church, deeming sorcery the culprit of the plague, commands the two knights to transport an accused witch (Claire Foy) to a remote abbey, where monks will perform a ritual in hopes of ending the pestilence. A priest (Stephen Campbell Moore), a grieving knight (Ulrich Thomsen), an itinerant swindler (Stephen Graham) and a headstrong youth who can only dream of becoming a knight (Robert Sheehan) join a mission troubled by mythically hostile wilderness and fierce contention over the fate of the girl. When the embattled party arrives at the abbey, a horrific discovery jeopardizes the knight’s pledge to ensure the girl fair treatment, and pits them against an inexplicably powerful and destrustive force.

Courtesy of Nusantara Edaran Filem, 60 most creative Nuffnangers will be able to watch Season of the Witch 1 day before its release in Malaysia! Details of the screening are as below:

Date: 5 January 2011
Time: 9.30pm
Venue: Cathay Cineplex, e@Curve

Cool isn't?

And THAT"S NOT ALL, the most creative blog post will win a 3D/2N stay in Hard Rock Hotel Penang Studio Suite with Kings Club Access worth RM2000!

Wow, speechless...all you have to do is to blog about what scares you the most about the witches.

When we talk about witches, the first impression we have most of the time is THEY ARE BAD, THEY ARE ANTAGONISTS, THEY WANTED PRINCESS TO VANISH and other bad attitudes!!!

But, for me, unlike others, most of them are afraid of the witch's look and ability to cast spell on them. I am afraid of the witch's humor(or rather cold jokes), and maybe their non-stop evil laugh?

Imagine there is a witch who comes to you and you are so scared of them casting some spell on you or turning you into some sort of animals. Then they suddenly tell you these bad jokes:

Witch:Why was the chicken happy?
You: Erm...because it just laid an egg?
Witch: Nono...
You: I don't know.
Witch: Haha, because Everything was eggcellent. (Evil laugh....)Wakaka, hiak hiak hiak hiak hiak hiak hiak...

After a while...

Witch: Okok, ask you one more question.
You: What?
Witch: What did the mermaid do last Sunday night?
You: She went dating with the prince?
Witch: Nono...
You: ??
Witch: Because she went to sea a movie. (Evil laugh continues....wakaka...hiak hiak hiak hiak hiak hiak hiak)
You: OMG, I really can't stand this! *fainted*

And they just burst into those typical evil witch's laughter after telling you the bad jokes, but you just stone there, not feeling her humor at all. While looking at her laughing by herself, showing those teeth with caries and some missing tooth, her disgusting bad breath (Halitosis) and she is SS(Shock Sendiri) herself playing with her outdated broom stick (Come on, go buy something more modern pls, maybe buy a car which can fly or what?!). At that moment, you just couldn't make her stop laughing and SS-ing. OMG, that's really my nightmare and what I scared the most about the witch.

The witch's laughter will just stuck in my mind forever after that/ even when I am sleeping.Just like the significant effect the video below will make,IF YOU DARE TO LISTEN.....

NOOOOOOO!!!!! Someone please SAVE ME!!! Arghh!!!! I am begging you to stop laughing, you Bitch, ops no you Witch!!! STOPPPPPPP!!! You are making Obama cries...

Few blogs I found super entertaining which I think they might have a chance to grab to grand prize! :-)

Just wish that I can at least win a pair of movie tickets to watch this premier screening of "The Season of the Witch"coz I am really a Thrilling Movie's fan!! I want to watch it so badly!!!!

Please please Nuffnang, grant me my wish, haha thanks in advanced...hiak hiak hiak (mimicking witch's evil laugh)

1 comment:

Gadish Lollipop said...

Good Luck yea .
i pon join jugk